WARNING!!!

The ideas and stories contained here-in have been deemed a threat to one’s beliefs by Psychological Freudian Babel, or some such, and so this book is a catalyst for change (hey, I received some kinda official lookin’ document sayin’ my book needed a warning, sounded strange to me, I mean, I doubt anyone will read it anyways… the warning either). Symptoms include: dis-ease with the accepted norm (whatever ‘normal’ is), asking pryin’ questions and looking for answers not there (check for ‘em in the last place you’ll look, that’s usually where the shit is, I swear ta Volrath). Effects include: quizzical looks, open mouth gawking in wonder (mostly at the bloody mess I make slaughtering spellink and my poor grammers. I had four actually, may they rest in piece[s]), and could possibly cause a localized Parkinson’s effect (…well, there’s a lot of head shaking… see? it’s already started). Side effects may include: a buddhaful smile and the feeling like there’s more to this Multiverse than what was once perceived… maybe even a laugh or two too… Peace.