Holey Bob's Web-Shite
... um, website... whatever.
Nothin' Worth Buyin'
Put some hare on your chestwith a Holey Bob T-shirt
"Uhhh, what do ya mean by 'some', bub?.. And, uh, where's my coffee mug?"
I'm workin' on shit here Bob, and I'm workin' on putting your mug on a mug too. It'll be kewl, I swear ta Volrath, so stay tooned and check for updates.
Available in January, 2019. To get one (or both), get a hold of me through the contact page... or just say 'high' and let me know what ya think.
With Leaf
"Be stile-ish in a 'Self' styled holey t-shirt and, uhh, put a bunny on your boobs."
Bob!... Well, um, he ain't inaccurate. "SCIO EGO NON SCIO" It's Latin and means, "I know I do not know." Words the ego (the lil self) dies by, followed by the words of enlightenment, "EGO SUM LUX" Meaning, "I AM THE LIGHT" And you are, my friend.
Two ShirtsOne price$13 each
That's right, two totally different T-shirts to choose from... Um, actually, there's not much too different at all between the two... like the two editions of my book. Right, Holey Bob?
"Kinda reminds me of you dirtling's, uhh, polidioticians and elections."
Nice one, Bob. Anywho, it seems that cannabis, and images here-of, are still frowned upon by some places and dirtlings... Really? Sounds like they need to partake of Holey Communion with Holey Bob and I. It'll help with that frown, I swear ta Volrath... um, not gonna happen, huh?... shit.
Okay, I do understand that some would like to show it off at work, and sombunal may take offense to you flashin' such (like your boss) so I've made a T-shirt without any leaves on it. That way, you can still show the new hare on your chest and they'll leave you alone about it. Or it could start an interestin' conversation, if'n ya read the book that is (doubt it), I don't know... whatever.
Sans Leaf
"Uhh, I feel like I already used up all the good puns... Anyone know any good clothes lines?"
Peeeyoouu, that was a stinker, but the t-shirt's not one, and there's no pot leaves on it to leave a lingerin' smell, if'n ya know what I mean. I mean, that's the only difference, and no, I'm not knockin' the price down just 'cause a few leaves are missin'... Hey, I didn't waste 'em, just smoked 'em, so, ah, thanks. And thanks for checkin' this out.
Anywho, if'n you're wanting to get your paws on a shirt (or two, like, you could wear the Sans Leaf at work, then get all loose and comfy at home With Leaf... whatever), dang... Threw myself off with that one, hmm, maybe I should wear the Sans Leaf once in a while... Oh yeah, if you live in the area, contact me and I'll get ya that hare on your chest for ya. We'll work it out together... whatever 'it' is.